I saw this on the forums and I knew I had to go there immediately and buy them for everyone I knew in SL.
Cuddlefish Junction Kissing Squidogram! You set up what you want the squid to say and send it off to your unsuspecting friends. What they see is a bucket. A harmless little bucket that asks them to click it. Then a squid jumps out into their face and the hilarity ensues.
Get them at the main store.
[7:29] Gift for Furiae from NOAMtater (rez me): Please touch me and then click 'Yes' to receive your gift and message from NOAMtater :)
[7:29] A squid jumps out of the bucket and attaches to your face!
[7:29] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae: Hi there! Are you Furiae? I has a message for you ^_^
[7:29] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae: Okay here goes... *clears throat*
[7:29] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae: OMG SEXXORZ!
[7:30] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae: Tentacles and age play! WOOOOOO!
[7:30] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae: ... 'kay, that's it.
[7:30] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae: I hope you liked your Squidogram! I sure liked delivering it, ya big sweetie!
[7:30] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae gives you a big wet slimy kiss right on the mouth!!
[7:30] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae: Catch ya later, hot stuff. ;)
[7:30] Kissing Squidogram for Furiae detaches its tentacles from your face and hides in your pocket

[7:25] Gift for WILLIS from NOAM TATER (rez me): Please touch me and then click 'Yes' to receive your gift and message from NOAM TATER :)
[7:25] A squid jumps out of the bucket and attaches to your face!
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS: Hi there! Are you WILLIS? I has a message for you ^_^
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS: Okay here goes... *clears throat*
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS: OMG! I SECKS YOU NOWZ.
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS: ... 'kay, that's it.
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS: I hope you liked your Squidogram! I sure liked delivering it, ya big sweetie!
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS gives you a big wet slimy kiss right on the mouth!!
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS: Catch ya later, hot stuff. ;)
[7:25] Kissing Squidogram for WILLIS detaches its tentacles from your face and hides in your pocket
[7:53] A squid jumps out of the bucket and attaches to your face!
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: Hi there! Are you Sinjun? I has a message for you ^_^
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: Okay here goes... *clears throat*
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: Um
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: Uh
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: I seem to have forgotten the message.
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: What would you do if my tentacle just reached under your shirt and tweaked your nipple right now?
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: .':) heh heh
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: Oh wait I think it had to do with Valentines Day. Have a happy one
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: ... 'kay, that's it.
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: I hope you liked your Squidogram! I sure liked delivering it, ya big sweetie!
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun gives you a big wet slimy kiss right on the mouth!!
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun: Catch ya later, hot stuff. ;)
[7:53] Kissing Squidogram for Sinjun detaches its tentacles from your face and hides in your pocketI got more creative with the later ones. This last was was written under the assumption that Sinjun was wearing a shirt at the time... which I should never assume.
You SHOULD BUY THESE.
Get them at the main store.MORE!
Kissing Squidogram for Hya: Hi there! Are you Hya? I has a message for you ^_^
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: Okay here goes... *clears throat*
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: Violets are purple
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: Roses are red
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: oh crap violets are blue...
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: well I just f'd this up. Tell Noam that I recited some great shakespearean thing .
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: ... 'kay, that's it.
[10:26] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: I hope you liked your Squidogram! I sure liked delivering it, ya big sweetie!
[10:27] Kissing Squidogram for Hya gives you a big wet slimy kiss right on the mouth!!
[10:27] Kissing Squidogram for Hya: Catch ya later, hot stuff. ;)
[10:27] Kissing Squidogram for Hya detaches its tentacles from your face and hides in your pocket
[20:37] Gift for TRINIPANTS from NOAMTATER (rez me): Please touch me and then click 'Yes' to receive your gift and message from NOAMTATER :)
[20:37] A squid jumps out of the bucket and attaches to your face!
[20:37] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS: Hi there! Are you TRINIPANTS? I has a message for you ^_^
[20:37] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS: Okay here goes... *clears throat*
[20:37] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS: HOMG SECKS
[20:37] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS: ... 'kay, that's it.
[20:37] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS: I hope you liked your Squidogram! I sure liked delivering it, ya big sweetie!
[20:38] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS gives you a big wet slimy kiss right on the mouth!!
[20:38] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS: Catch ya later, hot stuff. ;)
[20:38] Kissing Squidogram for TRINIPANTS detaches its tentacles from your face and hides in your pocketTrinitee was the first person I made one for so I wasn't very creative with the message.